Things are feeling a little awkward over here right now... For the past 2-3 hours, I've been attempting to go to sleep/do some reading, but my neighbours upstairs have been making a great deal of noise. Normally, the noise doesn't bother me--in fact, living by myself, it's almost somewhat of a comfort because it humanizes the place. Plus, I've been the upstairs person before and I get that just walking across a room can come off like a stampede to the people downstairs. But this wasn't just any kind of normal apartment noise. No, this was like something was out of the ordinary type of noise. I'd here a few bumps and bangs here and there, and I noticed it'd get louder. I was like, "seriously? It's 200a in the morning and you're moving shit?!" It got so bad that I was about ready to go upstairs and knock on their door. Hell, I near busted out the old lady broom to whack on my ceiling!
But then, as the noise got louder and I started listening harder, I began to realize they're having one huge massive bitch-fest of a fight right now, yikes! I just keep hearing a woman's voice yelling fuck this! or fuck that!, and I think I even heard a couple of I can't believe's... Oh, shit, I just heard a DO IT! It's getting pretty damn explosive, and there's no way I can go up there now and ask them to be quiet... With how passionate and for how long this fight has been going, my guess is that cheating was involved. Is it my place to say something or call the cops? I don't know. I just know that this is kinda awkward!
How the hell did the turtle become the animal mascot for awkwardness? Also, that cute graphic seems oddly matched with the content you wrote about, hahaha
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